“The car caught fire, and the driver died at the scene.”

Oh, “good”.  Another chunky station wagon will hit the market--just what we “need”.

Well you have to admit, if you’re gonna pop for a minivan, that Chrysler is as good looking as any other minivan on the market. You could do way worse.

“...the driver crossed the double-yellow line into the wrong lane...”

I like your style.

You’re kidding, right?

All pollution comes from people breeding like rats. And the world has just hit 8 billion people so Earth’s heat death, here we come.

Which museum? The Museum of Meh-ness?

Why on Earth does Taco Bell think this guy is a good choice for a spokesman?

Repub-nazis being intolerant? I’m “shocked”.

A Donald-groveling Repub-nazi lose?  Cool.

“$87,000 — a bargain compared to the rest of the Lucid lineup”

Given what I found for K5 prices:

The Brazilian Dodge Charger R/T. Here’s the ‘72 model:

If the dude pays me $5000 to haul that clunker off his property, sure. (“What? Me pay him? You’re kidding, right?”)

Put the Chief Twit in charge of America’s charging networks?

Nope, I say Kevin Conroy was the best Batman actor—period. You look at the number of on-screen hours he spent commanding the screen with his characterization just using his incredible voice, no other Bat-actor comes close. I had the pleasure of attending a Conroy panel at Comic-Con. 1) The dude was tall—like starting…

Unaccept...Scones beats me to it posting that ad from the Super Bowl where Larry David brushes off history’s advances in tech.

So the dude blows $10K on the Benz and now he bails?

Given how Dictator Xi is ruining the Chinese economy with his legend-in-his-own-mind decisions: