My term: CSW—chunky station wagon—cuts thru all the crap and calls a spade a spade.

A Repub proving she’s a raving lunatic...what else is new?

“mini resort”

BMW: broke man walking.

It’s a two-fer: the Charger and the Challenger:

Assholes

COTD...just too good.

A vinyl wrap celebrating a car’s paint scheme.... Isn’t that like wearing a condom to celebrate bareback sex?

If we extend the meaning of “roof” to include the top surface of the car, I went into total dumbass mode while driving—real moron-plus level.

It’s a goofy looking old Jag with styling that would’ve been cutting-edge for 1950. And those “original whitewall tires” literally do look original—meaning the buyer better fear for his life if he let’s the Jag roll on them. ND.

Thank you?

Strikes me as pointless as race car sponsors getting teeny-tiny logos on the cars they help subsidize. Do they really get any sales lift offsetting the sponsorship cost to teams that often lose? I don’t see it.

Perfect description.

Given how American Hitler’s flunkies in Congress are proud of associating Musk with Donald the criminal:

I had no idea that Lexus went to these lengths with their carbon fiber. Yes, it’s brilliant use of aesthetics.

Thank you. And I have to have that MP4—right-clicked.

I bet the Jalopnik staff had a pool going for how quickly I’d respond. And I do find it odd that Bellwood left off the Daytona as an example—as obvious as a spoiler gets.

They look like there are 31 years between their ages. Yeesh.

So fuel up while the car fuels up?

Yes, the Chinese are a bunch of racists who literally believe the whole world belongs to them since they’ve had a contiguous culture for 4,500 years. But Stellantis Guy comes across as a whiny hypocrite: “Yes, let the market decide...but in the meantime governments, give us lots and lots economic distortions to the…