What? Is Musk doing anything he can to obfuscate his I-don’t-see-the-point Twitter offer?

BMW: broke man walking.

Those are easy cars to out-idiot—a ‘69 Charger makes your choices look absolutely sane:

Everyday car: a sunshade—try to keep the car’s interior below 200 degrees. The aluminum foil side works three times better than the printed side.

Another absolutely pointless chunky station wagon being “reviewed” where only 0.001% of the Jalop audience has the money to pop for such a monstrosity in the first place.

You had me until I read there’s a 4-banger under the hood instead of that rock-solid I6. There’s such a thing as a vehicle’s engine being too stressed with too much load of the time (car just weighs too much) by being undersized, and I bet this 4-banger always gasps.

Being famous so women will copulate with you at the drop of a hat...it must be nice.

You want to get in on the ground floor of owning a Vette, this ZR-1 looks a pretty good bet. It’s that meh Vette-model-made-of-soap-left-in-the-shower C4 generation but it is the ZR-1. And the clam-shell way for how the hood opens must make it a dream to work on.

Meh, since he was me-me-me dickish, couldn’t he have at least gone there in a Secret Service Suburban? Still big, but at least not whale big.

I bought a late model used car right when the pandemic began, so zowee, “huge” miles since then....

Compared the Manx 2.0 EV:

As someone who used to work in IT, including cybersecurity, I am really tired of reading of companies’ incompetence at guarding their data. Let’s suppose this socially-done hack isn’t recoverable——their backups (do they exist?) are so shoddy that reimplementing the code is beyond’ Uber’s expertise. Meaning they can’t…

Take a ‘69 Charger and turn it into something that Dodge never built: a station wagon version:

Ronnie the Nazi: as “intelligent” as his chin is strong.

Could be worse: she could be brought in making a flick for Warner Bros besides about Wonder Woman and have it canceled after the whole thing is shot.

Greene proving what a fascist she is...  No surprise there.

Saber-rattling racist Chinese proving what saber-rattlers they are...what else is new?

Ruh-roh...nope.

“I Am Alive”--WTF is that blurb all about?  As if the pre-accident-at-Cars-and-Coffee Mustang driver needs to be reminded of his state?  Say whut?

McParland is exactly correct. Men who have never restored a car have no idea what they’re getting into, so you better crawl before you dare running—meaning restoring an old Bug as the practice run is the best course of action.