You supplied actual info and an illo--you get the star.

An all-wheel drive Challenger tearing thru the desert works for me. Thought up back in 2015:

What else do you expect from Putin’s Bitch?

Donald is a vile criminal still seeking to overthrow democracy.  WHAT THE EFF do you expect from this pathological liar?

That chin spoiler covered with license plates...tres chic!

“(It’s…still her plane, though? We’re not actually sure how this statement helps, if we’re being honest.)“

With that fugly snout, it’d have to be the least overpriced BMW to get people to shame themselves into buying it.’

“Whatever you’re expecting, just don’t expect a Hemi.”

Well put--COTD.

Yes, I go with what I know—sometimes about stuff I don’t—like that Siata Spring. Yeesh.

Yes, I am exactly the same as the hundreds of people on Ford’s marketing staff.

The Avanti was such a great casting choice for that flick.

That’s an interesting assignment. And after a minute of duckduckgoing, I think I’ve found one that’ll make certain marketing types slap their foreheads. I’m referring to the 1940 Chrysler concept, the Thunderbolt:

I’d call this effort a day late and a dollar short, but then I’m White.

“Alfa Romeo is reportedly working on a new large-size car in the U.S. market...”

Has he been plotting for years to pull this anti-justice shit?

How all these hulking Colorado models just contain 4-bangers.... I still can’t get my head around that config.

And with that name and model’s shape, I’m not surprised in the least that you recall it a quarter century later.

“Praise be to Jee-zuss!”

You check ‘89 Vette prices, and the dude is being extremely reasonable: