Meh, another Dove soap bar car hits the market—whoopee. Anyone can style one of these soap bars—anyone. There’s absolutely nothing there from a creativity standpoint.

Convert the Charger to disc brakes.

I forgot about all the Nissan-pimping on Heroes...god that sucked.

When I see Gosling “perform” in a movie, I’m baffled.  I see no talent.

Yes, that’s how it works: you vote for the lying conjob Repubs or even worse, are too damn lazy to go to the polls and vote Democrat, then you get the Repubs treating you as slaves when the fascists win. Look in the mirror for who is to blame.

How is this flick not a horrible Kung Fu Panda ripoff?

Mine was the wagon, which looked better, but I’m still damning with faint praise.

“...made of compressed rust...” good one.

Yup, you listed it and it’s true, true, true—the Chevy Vega:

I could see re-doing the interior so it has creature comforts—strikes me as an interesting project. But start out by popping $1200 just for the shell? Nope.

All I see is a modern VW Bug that’s been stretched lengthwise.  That’s not necessarily bad, since aerodynamics is king and a rounded lump is how you achieve low drag numbers, but it’s just not that radical.  It’s OK.

ERCOT: supposed to stand for Electric Reliability Council of Texas. “Reliability”...don’t you love it how a conjob Repub-controlled regulatory agency lies about what they do? If they wanted reliability, the utilities-groveling agency would’ve forced them to build in more capacity. And the conjob Repubs didn’t force…

Battista: is that Italian for “Batshit Crazy”?

Yup, wildly wrong.

Here it is a year since Jalopnik pointed out how wildly wrong it was for a teenager to be driving a restored you-would-not-believe-how-expensive-they-are-in-the-real-world Bronco on Mare of Easttown:

And to think this “genius” could get elected to the Senate....

Let’s assume the price is OK for what you’re buying. (And I don’t believe it is.) Even then, I could never see myself buying such an embarrassingly weird looking vehicle. Pass.

Between this incident and the flight to Miami where the passenger took over from the incapacitated pilot, I’d say we have the material for one of those “Things can work out well” episodes of Air Disasters next season.

Given how the Saudis, murderers of American-resident journalists and providers of most of the 9/11 terrorist hijackers, don’t like the world being reminded of how they’re barbarian murderers and due to Biden “talking tough” about dealing with the killer Saudis; they’ll laugh in his face.

“Well Neo, do you want the red pill or the blue pill? Now they come in extra-extra-large size.”