Well put.

If you chow down at Clarkson’s eatery and feel the food/service isn’t worth diddly squat, and if Clarkson is on the premises; is it OK to smack him in the face?

That’s great news since Turkey is a member of NATO—allegedly on our side. On the other hand, Erdogan is a shithead dictator who is perfectly fine with his goons attacking Americans here in America:

All I see is 100% fustercluck.

In an awful way, it reminds me of the skydiver who was so caught up in filming other skydivers, that he dove without his chute:

Wow. I’m still trying to catch my breath at the stunning hubris of those dealers—un-effing-believable.

Yes, my fellow Americans...terrified of math that a sixth-grader can easily grasp. So “brilliant” on their part.

Number of angels on the tip of a pen?

It’s amazing how much the GT-R reminds me of the 4-door Charger:

Talk about an easy answer—the Chrysler 426 Hemi:

Between churning out the novelization of the Fantastic Voyage movie, you know, the one that showed us how rack-tastic Raquel Welch was in a scuba gear, coining the term “robotics”, and creating the 3 Laws of Robotics; Isaac Asimov would’ve been an incredibly happy camper at this development.

Arthur C Clarke, the 2001 author, absolutely loved Sri Lanka. He must be now spinning in his grave at how the country has fallen apart.

You want to point to a concept car that’s utterly magnificent, so good looking that it’s one of those “What the hell are you waiting for?” cars; that would be the 1999 4-door Charger R/T.

I saw Shockwave at air show a few years ago. It was undoubtedly Mr. Darnell at the wheel. When he made a slow pass in front of the crowd as he blipped the throttles and made the jet engines belch even more heat and noise that slammed into us, to say it was impressive is putting it mildly. Real mildly.

Other than the price, the seller is right on the mark. Got some years on it, but it’s a KISS (keep it simple, stupid) car with unbad mileage on it and appears to have been well maintained? Almost sign me up.

So no mention of the 1951 The Day the Earth Stood Still? I don’t even consider it science fiction—it’s pure allegory of the last days of Jesus, his execution, and his resurrection. The alien’s alias: “John Carpenter”--JC--and Jesus worked as a carpenter.  Echo, echo.  Could the movie be more obvious?

Just because you have money, that doesn’t mean you have taste.

COTD.

Seriously, is there ANYONE who viewed the godawful JPGs of this minivan and not immediately think “Gack!”

Considering how the first Avatar was one of the worst sci-fi flicks that I’ve ever sat thru—so cliched, so dull, so predictable—why anyone will bother watching his newest Avatar boondoggle is beyond me.