So the dude suing expected the 21st century Tulip Mania bubble to not burst? Wow.

Dude, the Vega was my first car. See how I learned my lesson? I went from one of the all-time worst to one of the all-time best cars (in terms of styling and popular culture use).

Yes, it’s an utterly boring, boring, boring world of CSWs—chunky station wagons. And since cash flow in is infinitely better than cash flow out—jump on that CSW bandwagon. No matter how boring, how pointlessly extraneous is the result.

And with two-thirds of Americans apparently living paycheck-to-paycheck

So how did 1995 space tech get to another planet when in 2022 we haven’t gotten humans going past the Moon?

So is Musk’s middle name “Janus”? It’d be so appropriate if it was.

Given how today’s behemoth crew-cab pickups has such dinky beds, I’d be willing to bet this looks-like-a-truck-should pickup has a physically longer bed than the Chevy and Ford hulks.  So sad on Chevy and Ford’s part.

At least someone is showing some breathtaking commonsense regarding the complete asininity of (smirk!) self-driving robocars. If it ain’t Level 5 autonomous driving, it ain’t worth squat—especially when you keep in mind the onscreen messages when the robocar boots up as I paraphrase: “You need to be ready to instantly…

Yeah, my Charger:

Still own it and now race it—very cool.

Well that story brought tears to my eyes.

I look at the Silverado EV and I don’t even see a truck. Due to how high the hood is, how much of the vehicle’s size is taken up by the crew-cab config, how small the bed is relative to the vehicle’s length, instead it’s a gruesomely ugly caricature of a sedan with an exposed trunk. I see a family hauler for the…

The brutishly big pickups nowadays have such high sight lines over the hood, that deathtrap is as good as coming true.  Nope, nope, nope.

It was a ‘72 Vega wagon with a stick. (Not mine.)

My god...truly a cluttered mess. Big fail.

Let’s suppose this rather chintzy looking scooter did not have a Bugatti badge slapped on the front giving it “cachet”. Then how much would it cost?

NFT: nitwit financially taken—now more true than ever with 21st century Tulip Mania crashing and burning.

If true, an actual plot for this flick will put it light-years ahead of the jaw-droppingly awful Need for Speed:

Yes, I’m “sure” that the Euros also need such a TPCV—tiny penis compensation vehicle.

Oh look! The Germans have a vehicle slightly more idiotic than GM’s Hummer EV.