What? Did they just get done watching that old Robin Williams’ flick, The World According to Garp?

Dude, proofread.

Umpteen years ago, I drove from Dallas to San Diego for Comic Con. I was in my RX-7 keeping the car’s hood pointed to the west. I had noticed just a few cops trying to nail speeders, but only one every 250 miles or so.

So what else would you expect from a fascist?

Since they were such pussies in TX, how will that help?  Pussy cop: “Hey!  He’s firing back at us!  There are so many of us standing around not doing shit, if I hang back also, no one will notice.  Yeah, that’s the ticket.”

The replicar needs to be gone because the owner is moving? Fine. Offer him $15K for it and see if he bites.

These RS6 and AMG wagons have ultra-hard suspensions, right? To complement the no-sidewall tires mounted to “wagon wheel” rims for the best in handling, right?

“Amarok” flipped to “Korama”--CORE-RAMA--sounds more macho to me.  Not a tongue-twister either.  

“...promises that none of this visual innovation will come at the expense of its historical commitment to safety....that ‘distracting the driver in the wrong way’ is unacceptable.”

Neither did my Charger’s tattered old build sheet, but a truck’s instruction manual did. Go figure.

If you’ve ever watched Air Disasters on the Smithsonian Channel, you wouldn’t be getting warm fuzzies for how automation is incorporated into planes. To wit:

Well my Spidey Sense is tingling full blast....

So did Benz give the boxy lump as meh of sheet metal as possible and as awful of an interior as possible to shame potential buyers into not buying the EQB?

Too bad it wasn’t the Dodge Stealth R/T:

I’d have to call on a company that brings something to the party: Cessna Aircraft Company:

The item wasn’t that weird...still finding it in the (you guessed it) Charger was.

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH, no.  I’m not David Tracy.

Can’t help thinking that if Sabine Schmitz was still alive, she could’ve taken that GT3 onto the ‘Ring and knocked off another two seconds.

Gee, if Netflix went under, that would be so sad....

I know we’ve been suffering this “demand pull” inflation—something that hasn’t existed in America since right after WWII that’s been jacking up all car prices—but $29K for a 4 year-old GTI strikes me as ridiculous.