Got a shift kit installed into my 727.  It slams into the gears and scares the bejesus out of passengers.  It’ll chirp the tires, but hard to hear it happening since the 440 is so loud.

It’s looking Dodge’s decision to drop the gas-gulping ICEmobiles within the next two years was very, very, very prescient.

Well Musk is from South Africa.... Trying to bring back the “good old days” of apartheid?

Like I wrote, I bet you’d have to pop $100K for a stick ‘69.

Aesthetically, that ‘69 Charger is excellent—one of America’s all-time best styled cars—duh. Not an R/T, the bumper needs re-chroming—undoubtedly the rear one also, the chin spoiler has to go, and the aftermarket wheels need to be smaller for more sidewall to look correct on a ‘69. Not perfect, but a good looker. And…

Oh god, yes. Cars 1 and Cars 2: the cliches come so fast ‘n’ furious—the two biggest shames of Pixar. (Cars 3 at least has a little creativity—a D+ versus the two other flicks being Fs.)

Another flick I thought I had wiped from my mind. Gosling getting cast in any movie is a decision that completely baffles me. I’ve seen crash test dummies with more range of emotion. You name the Gosling flick and there he is with a stone face--always. WTF?

Yup, the two flicks are completely interchangeable. I mention VLV since Ann-Margaret being a redhead as the tiebreaker.

Ever heard of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner with the fisherman forced to wear a dead albatross around his neck?

Another film travesty I thought I had wiped from my mind. “Thank you”.

And here I nearly put Walt Disney’s literal last flick out of my mind.  Until now.

Good call. That’s a flick with such an awful reputation, even I have never bothered to see if it’s Plan 9 from Outer Space awful. I take people’s word on it.

Oscar Editing Award winner...all thanks to the chase.

Stroker Ace: such a turd. Burt Reynolds in that chicken suit...do anything for money.

What? No mention on how they used the nonexistent term “noss” instead of the correct “nitrous”?

Good choice. My eyeballs practically rolled back in my head and stayed stuck there from the pure idiocy on display. The skank and the blonde jousting on their bikes...I thought my eyeballs would never roll back down.

I’ve got to go with a “classic”: Viva Las Vegas with Elvis:

Winter storage in Finland.... Isn’t that like selling ice cubes to Eskimos?

People actually still bother to watch the Oscars? Huh.

Given how much torque the engine will exert when gunned and how small the stance of that deathtrap is resisting the torque, I wouldn’t be surprised if it instantly flipped on its back—even when in Neutral. Crushing the idiot, uh, driver in the process? Oh yeah.