What?  You expect Apple to admit to being the culprits?  Chuckle, chuckle; snort, snort.

Recall that the 737 Max was not “quickly grounded” by the FAA while other nations did so. The incidents happened during Donald The Criminal’s administration:

I have an even better idea. If looking at your phone in the car makes you sick, maybe just... Don’t do that?

“Described as ‘a Roman Epic fable set in an imagined Modern America,’ the movie takes place in a city called New Rome...”

I’d much rather have the unmolested M45 it was based on, which is a handsome and rather unique car all on its own. This thing? Not so much.

Oooof. When I win Powerball, my new hobby will be buying up monstrosities like this and sending them to the crusher for my YouTube channel.

Exactly. I think we can go ahead and close the comments section on this one.

I would nuke it, nuke it from orbit, the only way to be sure...

$1 Bob.

If you’re looking for the definition of “fustercluck”, here we are.

Well I wish I could say that I used the Charger for vehicular skydiving, use a dam as a ski jump, take out a helicopter, take out two helicopters, and take out a nuclear submarine; but no. All I’ve got is how the Charger’s large flat vinyl roof was better for hauling thick styrofoam sheets from Home Depot that were…

The weirdest thing I’ve ever put in a car is me. Although my kids give me a run for my money.

Per Car and Driver, the Benz starts at $150,000 for a box that could be easily mistaken for a Suzuki Jimny:

OK, I’ll bite: when were these flimsy Walmart cupholders a factory option?

“...you can pretty safely assume it’s more than capable of dominating your local track day. At least as long as there’s a charger at the track.”

All for a movie that’s basically a rerun of Grand Prix where Idris has the James Garner role and Pitt is Yves Montand...yeesh.

Ford v. Ferrari: $225 million worldwide

The Chrysler 1956 optional Record Player.

The Mopar 426 Hemi—the Elephant:

I don’t own any shares in the company personally, nor by proxy as far as I know, and I certainly don’t own an electric vehicle, let alone a Tesla, but all of these moves seem like a desperation ploy by Elon to cash out *right fucking now*. Like, everything is about to fall off a cliff in the most financially…