Schadenfreude: it is the best emotion.

What? He couldn’t at least attach a Brodie knob to the visegrip for even “better” driving?

Good list. I’ll add: Giving you the old parts or, showing you the old parts. We had a guy we went to for years. He worked on all my parents’ cars, my cars, my brother’s cars. His shop was spotless, his team were all trained to speak in layman’s terms and to treat women with equality. The best thing he did though, was…

Yeah, that’s a picture from a PREVIOUS time a Tesla on Autopilot killed a motorcyclist, as noted in the caption of the image. 

Minor correction: The car pictured is a Model 3, not a Model S.

I would love to see the freaks who decry all the Tesla “bad press” here come up with an excuse for this one

Echo, echo:

While I genuinely feel sorry for the dumbass rube who trusted Tesla’s systems, I still place most of the blame on Tesla itself. Just like I would if Cadillac’s Supercruise did the same thing. So while it’s absolutely horrible for the victim’s family, I hope they get a massive payout or force Tesla to open their books…

But here come the robotaxis....

This is so infuriating. Fuck that guy who decided whatever bullshit was on his phone was more important than driving. And fuck techbros for their Self Driving car bullshit. I hope the family of the motorcyclist sues the crap out of them.

OK, I’ll bite: other than coming across luxury cars where the owner was dumb enough to leave the key fob in it, how did these punk kids pull off the heists?

Donald-nazis coming to the rescue of American Hitler—a constantly lying, severely mentally ill criminal. I’m sure the Donald-nazis are ever so “proud” of themselves.

As it’s been written many times about my comments, “username checks out”.

Well played--I’m still chuckling.

Just picked mine up.

Spaceballs is a pathetic, unfunny turd. It being 37 years later has not improved its humor—not by a long shot.

There is no end to the stupidity of sheeple.

“Well, officer, that’s what I read on Jalopnik and they are very good at fact-checking infor...OW! Why so tight! These things are hurting my wrists!!!!”

I live in MA, so our interactions with cops are usually very short.

Ive been driving for 50+ years. I’ve gotten out of a few, and paid a few, but I’ve never paid full price + points.