The Chrysler Turbine Car:

Plymouth Slingshot (1988).

The company said the streaming service is “expected to greatly enhance and expand Truth Social, an iconic a moronic Trump brand whose free-speech pathetically propagandistic mission resonates deeply with its community of users and supporters morons and fools.”

So what completely boring plot of evil corporations breeding dinosaurs to do whatever will bore the hell out of us with Jurassic World 4?

Dumb shits getting themselves killed due to their own dumb shit choices....

They should just add that they also must also be organ donors.

Hot take: I don’t have sympathy for those who want to drive an inherently unsafe vehicle at motorized speeds. Sorry. If they wanna die, let em. Leave me out of it. Stop yelling at me to “See Motorcycles” when they’re basically naked projectiles at 75 MPH.

My favorite story about these guys: The FL attorney that pushed FL to repeal its helmet law died in a motorcycle crash. And it wasn’t even someone else’s fault; he lost control of the bike while slowing down.

Shame, a complete shame.

For a van that nearly been to the Moon and is a little tattered around the edges, selling dude is way proud of the price he’s asking:

Airing racist, misogynistic shows will definitely bring all of the advertising money.

They reach Level 5 autonomy, good for them. But until then with these cars that come equipped with Level 2, or 2.5 autonomy where you’re expected to be paying attention so well that you (smirk!) instantly take over when the robocar does something it shouldn’t, is absolutely nuts.

Between this meh-appearing hatchback with its Blade Runner-ish details that don’t click at all and the jaw-droppingly gorgeous Charger EV coupe and sedan with equal performance and probably equal price:

I’m old enough to remember when Hyundai hit these shores with the $4995 Excel and everyone laughed. Stunning how far they’ve come. 

Let’s see....

This generation of Astons is usually considered pretty reliable. In what has to be the most bizarre recall I’ve ever heard of, their biggest issue is that they shipped with the wrong dipstick, prompting some owners to underserve them with oil, leading to burnout. At this mileage the suspension is probably also due for…

Given how the seller is completely in the ballpark for this model’s going prices:

Ford did it too.  Have you seen the Mustang II King Cobra?  Gag...

It happened just last year. I went back to my high school reunion in Small Town, Iowa. The two flights to get there with the stopover in Dallas went off without a hitch and arrived in Des Moines just fine.

I wouldn’t’ve believed it possible to come up with a more wheezing fake muscle car than the late-70's Plymouth Volare “Roadrunner”: