Pffftttt! It’s just another BOW--box on wheels.  And it’s another BOW that costs too damn much also...such a “deal”.

A VW Beetle:

Now this is going to be against the popular flow like a salmon past the bear in a waterfall, but hear me out.

It’s a crappy Pinto. Regarding the updates, all I see is lipstick on a pig.  ND all day.

Old enough to have ridden in a bunch of pintos as a kid, not old enough to look back fondly at them. Double extra Hell no, I would not pay $5 for a pinto. 

Just think how much money Dune 2 could’ve vacuumed up if it didn’t cast such a girly-boy as Muad’dib.  (Austin Butler should’ve been cast in the role.)

He’s definitely proud of his price:

Yeesh, let’s hope not.

Oh look! Exactly the point I made there this morning:

At least this F1 prop car looks like a lithe F1 race car should look as it goes around the track. Compare this jewel to the 8.5 meters (18 feet) giant flounders that have to be wrestled around the tracks nowadays:

Maybe, just maybe, just keep your car and don’t trade it in.

Posted later the same day:

It just utterly amazes me the lengths that owners will go to “rationalize” their incredibly bad buying decisions...of all the EVs to choose from, buy that ergonomically awful polygon and pound it.  Say whut?

Given the use of blue, no Godzilla Edition for Godzilla?

Since Junior and Rodgers are both such crackpots, at least the odds are much higher this “dynamic duo” will siphon votes from Cheetolini, not Biden.

Restricting to new cars, I’ll be most interested in what Jalops come up with for responses because I’m baffled. Vehicles have gotten outrageous with their prices. Here’s Polestar being touted for lowering the MSRP of the Polestar 3 by $10,000:

As a frugal spender and bargain hunter (those who know me say “tight wad”, but I digress), if I had to buy a car today it would be a no brainer: the Toyota Corolla Hybrid. I consider it an absolute bargain with 47/50/43 MPG and Toyota reliability for $23.5k. Honestly, with the Fit gone from our shores, it’s all the…

Damn dude, way to trowel on the droll sarcasm...well put.  You should give lessons.

I’ve been trying to figure out what they were thinking about with that design choice, and I think I found it. It’s got strong old Ssangyong vibes.