I’d say we have a winner in the Brutally Funny category.  Just too good.

Appears to be in great shape for its age, got it spruced up like a seller should (that engine bay—damn!), right in ballpark for what these Caddys go for, and despite the blacked-out look, yeah, I’d definitely pop for it. NP all day.

And mine was one of the early run Minis.  The car manufacturing gods must’ve smiled on me.

And why is it being sold? I’ll put my money on the rock-hard suspension and how the owner is fed up with it. The cachet of being a Black just isn’t enough for the owner to keep it so let someone else have the “fun” of having their fillings knocked out while driving it. That’s my bet.

The perfect reply--well done.

Beat the shit out of them...great idea.

What? Since Donald The Felon is a constantly lying cheat who has been getting away with it, did that mentally ill scumbag’s example give these “geniuses” the incentive to cheat also?

I owned a Mini Cooper for a decade and wanted a switch—pure and simple.

“Rivenbark told authorities that the boat was on autopilot when it went ashore.”

I keep getting the feeling that the folks at Dodge are regretting pulling the “dump the Hemis” trigger too soon. But that die is cast so we’ll see how well Dodge manages.

A Malibu from the Malaise Era with its “whopping” horsepower and covered with NASCAR stickers—yeesh.

No, that’s too classy. It’s got “JC Whitney” written all over it.

And there it is: the “black velvet painting” of Corvettes.

You want more proof for how swappable battery packs are a good idea, here we are with Ferrari’s joke of being locked-in to their packs with a “subscription” to ameliorate the pain of constantly paying for their proprietary batteries.  Ugh.

Well at least the example M5 shot for BMW’s stock photos wasn’t painted Glossy Primer Gray—that’s one consolation.

So that’s what qualifies for a “river” in Merrie Olde England...huh.

I once had a V6 Magnum as a rental car. The V6 could barely make the metal move—I felt like I should be opening the door and pushing with my leg like Fred Flintstone.

Bloated, ugly wagons costing an eye-watering $185,000 don’t sell...I’m “shocked”.

According to Kelly Blue Book, he’s overpriced. But according to Carmax, he’s thousands under where they value the wagon. Appears to be in great shape for its age, but the owner is pushing it for what he’s asking. Not an ND but not an NP either. And since it’s black, a color I dislike almost as much as the vile Glossy…

“The electric motor provides torque-fill at low speeds and during gear shifts...” all what that accomplishes as described and also simplifying the engine’s build—that’s engineering genius, Bentley. If other manufacturers aren’t already incorporating such features to their PHEV builds, I bet they are now.