“...something made in a country that actively employees slave labor and puts people in prison if you whisper something bad about the party.”

Counter-argument: the Superbird is so outrageous, that just the blue paint shows off the car at its best—no need for wild graphics—the car itself does the trick. And Petty Blue paint is a pretty shade.

Then there’s the worst: the cars being ravaged by salt water:

Naw, the self-deluded American car manufacturers will continue utterly fooling themselves that there is an infinite market for 1200hp EVs that cost a quarter million dollars. Face facts? Not these willfully blind simpletons.

Hitler 1.0 had Mein Kampf listing what he’d do if got into power. American Hitler has that Time article listing what this mentally ill criminal will do if he gets back into office—echo, echo.

The Richard Petty ‘70 Plymouth Superbird:

Someone explain to me how Donald The Criminal is not a psychopath.

If it runs so “great”, why doesn’t it have CA plates?

Yes, exactly--thank you also for providing.  As shown, that escalator goes on and on and on....

Great shot--thank you for providing.  The restaurant at the top of the hill had the most terrific food.

Really, no kidding.  Was that some fetish to avoid using the term “fender” in the post?

Well put.

I was at Dodge Speed Week in Vegas last year when the Charger EV concept was slowly driven around the grandstand. I followed it. I’ve written how the “revving” sound was so jaw-droppingly bad (this was version 2.0, how many iterations since then I can’t say) that I can only imagine a new owner trying it once, rolling…

Meh, still lower displacement than the roller-stroker 512 in my Charger--big whoop.  (That’s 8.4 liters in wimpy metric terms.)

Now if they can only do something about dimwitted turds taking their cars onto the NY sidewalks to “evade” the police:

I experienced the Universal Hollywood “Supercharged” attraction in ‘22. As written, you’re in a tram wearing 3D glasses as it goes through a garage-like structure as the stars of the F&F franchise perform in the 10 minute 3D movie. From my seat on the tram, the 3D effect was foreshortening the cars—a little smushed in…

Situations like this one where the car acts like a steel cocoon protecting the driver from his own idiocy makes me wonder that if the steering wheel had a large spike in the center aimed at the driver’s chest, if that change would do wonders at changing dumbasses’ driving habits.

Given the extreme dickishness that Hertz is demonstrating here, there’s only one possible answer:

Living in TX for 15 years and what is it about the yee-haws and their pickup trucks where it’s a cold day in Hell before they’ll use their turn signals? This was in the Dallas area and I swear it never happened—changing lanes, making a turn onto another street—it doesn’t matter. Signaling ain’t happening when the…

“Unfortunately for all four of you...” well that was drolly funny--well put.