@Jim-Bob- 348k miles and counting: I believe that's correct, US Evo MR was the only trim available with them.

What happens if you accidentally use a command in a sentence? Like if someone asked you "If you had to choose, would you: buy an xbox, stop smoking, or eat this broken glass?" Would it quit the application?

I don't know, it seems like the alien design was last on their project list and their 3D modeling team all packed up and went for an early vacation, so they gave it to the intern to work out.

@Flathead Smith and the Screaming Straight Pipes: I'm glad they included 1:15 of failed starts.

@Ben Wojdyla: Mazda makes up for the lack of RX-8 sales with their apex seal replacement program.

I want to like the 8-series... but it reminds me of a Ford Probe =(

@PN - gooapplesoft: Oh, I didn't know.

@Ike_Skelton: Sorry, I should have specified: College American Football.

Why is this a big deal? American Football fans have used these for years.

Heh, Dexter.

Owen Wilson is pretty much the worst actor in the world. Anything with him in it is instant shit.

Is that "English Language Technologies"?

@Cop Toffee: Yep, it's pretty damn terrible.

@funakoshi.gichin.shotokan: To be fair, yes.

@PN - gooapplesoft: So why did you promote the comment?

I feel like the kids working in marketing departments now didn't use the internet 5-10 years ago and are trying to play catch up.

@HotSoup: +1 (Awesomeness).

@MehStrongBadMeh: Money, structural integrity, length of commute, viability of boats passing under...

@WalnutSoap: Here, have some cat food.

Hmm. Well, props for selling all your shit and doing what I assume you've always wanted to do, but you could have done it with less money and had just as much fun for a lot longer with a different car: