If Microsoft started including kittens with their 360s, I'd probably buy another one.

@HfAsianInvasion: Correction, that was a Plymouth Grand Voyager.

I believe I was brought home in my grandparents' Saab, but the first car I remember riding in was my parents' 80s Chrysler Minivan. And it made me sick.

@joe.glass: Kristin Kreuk is half-Chinese.

"And don't use any unnecessary words at all."

Pfft, I spend like 14-15 hours a day on a computer.

I want a Honda Civic, but since Top Gear hates one (almost) everythning Japanese, I'm sure it'll be a Focus or Fiesta.

Mmm, the sound of apex seals shooting out the exhaust...

Does no one else thing HSV is a sort of... unfortunate acronym? This first thing that comes to my mind every time I hear it is genital sores.

Yah, it looks great, but as a game, I don't find it that entertaining. As many have said, more frustrating than fun.

@mr_dude: Here, let me draw you a graph so you can see why.

@WhiteMåge is in fact a boy, damnit: To be entirely honest, I wasn't aware the Sims had lore at all. I thought I had played some of the original, and the sequel, but I was under the impression they were just sandbox games.

@FrankGrimes: Looks like a venti Starbucks cup.

@Bret: I've been there! #planelopnik

I hate how big of a fucking deal they make of this. There are worst pieces of shit out on the road than Skylines. What a waste of resources to bother with this.

@AustinMiniMan: As a photographer, I find people are fucking paranoid about cameras all together. It's like they think it'll steal their god damn souls. That or catch them doing something they shouldn't be.

I don't see how featuring Cobain in Guitar Hero is classless unless they've got him wielding a shotgun and a handful of needles (which would be bad ass, by the way).

I'm not gonna lie, after being away from WoW for a year, this kind of makes me want to join back up.

I like that in games like DefCon, I can trivialize the simulated death of millions, but god forbid you be allowed to watch the death of a virtual child (a la Bioshock's harvesting). People are so fucking retarded.

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