And yes, I am using my best Scottish accent to say that.

That’s dead sexy.

“I can’t do that, Dave.”

Meh.

I do have a Twitter account, but I never use it. I mouth off here once in a while, and that’s bad enough. I do not own a handgun, but I’m Canadian, so it would be rather pointless if I did. 

I disagree. 

Hmm. I just had a beer. It was pretty good too. 

This is true. Even a Versa with 3 pedals might be a little entertaining. 

All I could be motivated to say when I first sat in an Ion was, “why’d you buy a car with the gauge cluster in the middle?” I didn’t like it. 

I agree.

The CRX . . . . now that was one heck of a Crossover!

I completely agree. You have a star. 

I completely agree. You have a star. 

I’m going to keep driving the Crosstrek, thanks. 

It just rolls off the tongue: “Good afternoon! My wife are here looking for our 42nd car. I’m Bill. She’s Melinda.”

“Crossover.” I guess he’s going to call it whatever he likes to call it. I think I’m going to start calling my dad’s RAV4 a “sport coupe.”  

I think they should just give their cars names. It’s not a photocopier. So many car manufacturers do this, and I honestly can’t remember their model names unless I’m especially interested. For example, I can remember “Lincoln Aviator” much more easily than I can remember MK whatever it was before. Now I can have a…

That was interesting. You made me feel guilty about my very relaxed weekend.

Yeah, and the Aztek did it with STYLE!

I have a star, and some kind words. Here, have both.