Is Splinter gonna for real both-sides-make-good-points this shit?

I would like to point out that as a result of this article, I hate Jerry Jones less than any of the analytics guys cited. At least Jones, for all his grossness, understands loyalty and sacrifice and the human connections that come from the game or from any other human activity that requires struggle and sacrifice.…

Uh, it already happened this cycle! There was a new record set for total number of donors to a single candidate and was set by the candidate who raised the highest total amount of money this past quarter. The average donation given to that candidate is under $20 and none of their donors are billionaires.

Now that’s sitting on the fence, folks. Bra-fucking-go.

OK, but if you’re worried about civil war, firearms are still marginally more useful than hot internet takedowns.

If you are so worried, perhaps you should buy a firearm and learn to use it.

Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

I’m an atheist, but I’m going to use the only word I know that sums up my response to that sentence.

That was a very interesting read, thank you!

I’m glad to hear Bernie will be back in the Game. It would have been way to one side if he only let Liz beat up the other candidates. He’s the only worthy opponent to her.

RIP Bernie Sanders, stung to death by wasps.

Yeah, wasn’t like a huge bypass or anything. He’ll be fine.

I don’t think they have the balls to admit it, but I still think it’s true.

cry more about it

I don’t get it either man. To me it’s Bernie, then a pretty big gap to Warren, then getting hit by a bus. I just think the vast majority of the American people have no coherent political ideology and it’s not worth putting much thought in to it unless you want your head to hurt. 

Cry more dipshit

What kind of an asshole would choose to vote for Bernie first, but then have Biden (instead of Warren) second? Or have Warren first, but Biden (instead of Bernie) second?

Warren isn’t serious about being pro labor if she is going to take dark money during the campaign like she said she would. We’ve already been played by Democrats before. Obama promised hope, takes dark money, and then gets elected and bails out Wall Street with a bunch of Goldman Sachs people in his cabinet.

Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. Think about that for a second.

The US is situated about 7500 miles from Iran. Iran has never directly attacked the US. The Shah was not a US “ally”, he was put in place by CIA facilitated coup that overthrew the elected government. He was a murderous ruler who tracked and killed people around the world as well as in his country. He was put in…