How many of us Splinter readers could afford to have been beach-house owners? Who is this for?  

When asked if he feels disrespected the correct answer should have been “yes because of how badly we were fucked around on the first responders bill in congress.”

Sounds like he’s trying to Both Sides it. He’s fabricating a counter to the Alt-Right that doesn’t really exist.

If he trades in wife 2 for a younger model, he'd be qualified to run for office as a republican!

There’s no such thing as the “alt-left”, as said. The whole idea of “cancel culture” is vastly overstated. “Coherent moral frameworks” is a bad euphemism for Christianity, whatever the hell he intended with the phrasing that’s how it’ll be read. None of this is intelligent.

Plus look what happened to Gaddafi, he voluntarily disarmed for the US and was murdered in the streets 8 years later. 

At all. They shake hands and say, ‘we’ll stop doing nuclear research to get back in the conversation’. Then, we get updates of them building nuclear facilities. They give no fucks, and made the power move.

Convert This!

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Geaux Fuck Yourself

Thank you for that asterisk clarification.

Might makes right.

A country with nuclear weapons is not to be screwed with. A country in the process of obtaining nuclear weapons is the CIA’s favorite target in the whole wide world (making this TV show right about at least that one thing).

Yeah, pretty much. Every tinpot dictator on the planet should make “acquire a nuclear weapon” their top priority, because it really buys you a lot of credibility on the world stage. All you have to do is appear crazy enough to toss it at one of your neighbors and make sure the West can’t find it, and you’ve basically…

Back in Obama or Clinton times, a President’s child would be disrespectful wearing such a slovenly outfit.

This is how I imagine all British people. Coming home from a long day at the coal mine, soot on their faces, shooing away the hordes of Tiny Tim looking vagrant children begging for change in front of the cobblers shop, before “tucking in” to a scrumptious meal of canned beans. Long Live the Queen

So August was not recent enough?

What counts as recent? The Ion Fury debacle just happened in the past couple weeks. The top recommended “review” was some incel’s rant about how he was encouraging negative review bombs because they removed the stupid gay jokes (until they didn’t).

We all know how this is going to end: Raiders trade Brown to the Patriots for, like, a 2023 6th rounder, then he proceeds to catch 130 passes from Brady this season for 2,500 yards and 30 TDs as they break offensive records on their way to another Super Bowl.

SIDEBAR: Once - just ONCE - I’d like to see one of these harassing chuds get barnstormed by the feds.