Abolish the presidency and go the Parliament route.

That’s glass half empty. She got a conviction, which to be honest I did not think was going to happen, and double the minimum time. Sure, half the maximum, but double the minimum.

Lol whoops. Is that pre-calc? 

Other missed opportunities:

“YOU’RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A F***ING IDIOT!”

Alright, that was hyperbolas, but it would be a huge waste of money.

Your honor, in my defense, in an asshole and can’t delete old kinja posts.

Yeah but did you star it (or “save” it)? If not, hey my bad, if yes, my point stands.

Maybe, just fucking maybe, we don’t invade another independent nation to *liberate the populous* while stealing their natural resources? An invasion of Iran would make Iraq look like a walk in the park. It would cost us more blood and treasure than any war ever waged unless we nuked them, and that hopefully would…

That bias towards your own candidate is obvious, that you’re just like me, and that it’s fucking ridiculous that the only left and kind of left candidates in the presidential race are 78 and 70 respectively. Oh course you would say 70 isn’t too old for your candidate. If there was a viable alternative, a 50 or 45 y/o…

Of course you would. 

Some do, some are sharp until the day they die. Sanders doesn't show any signs of mental deficiency unlike Biden and obviously Trump.

By your logic so is Warren.

Could you imagine life with an extra thousand dollars a month?

Terry Bradshaw is just a fan of The Boondocks and wants a feature film. I can get behind this.

The first NFL player to declare themselves a communist maybe.

My Ndamukong sense is tingling.

They’ve got a Mussolini again! Literally, a descendent of Mussolini! We live in strange times.

I read their comment multiple times and didn’t see “Bernie” mentioned at all. Funny how douchebags like you feel the need to attack even phantom Sanders supporters.

Hillary Clinton should just plead guilty to being Hillary Clinton, take the misdemeanor, do some community service, and allow us to move on. She's never running for office again anyway.