I don’t enjoy watching the Democrats fail. I do enjoy watching people who would have been Republicans in the 80's fail, because fuck them, but as a party it would be nice to succeed.

That’s the man the Democratic have been losing to since 2010. Here’s gotten more than 90 judges appointed including two supreme court justices, a tax bill passed, ACA almost dismantled (and almost not passed), directly made the recession worse but gained in power from that action, the list goes on.

I see they greyed you out. Looks like I need to be careful.

Depressing. Thanks Peter Thiel.

I’m curious, if they both amount to the same result, what’s the difference?

You know, I’m starting to think of we had an opposition leader instead of a collaboration, “pragmatism” leader maybe we wouldn’t be in this position.
I’m saying that Nancy Pelosi is directly responsible for where we are today with Omar being a convenient target. Not indirect, direct.

Nancy Pelosi is not a victim here. Honestly cannot believe someone thinks she is the victim.

As a punishment he has to watch every Mets game for the rest of the season.

I love how you're blaming the victims both here and below. Fucking centrists.

Things we’re tacitly avoiding by taking about Trump:

Colonel Mustard, in the Cabinet Room, behind Trump, with a candlestick.

Seeing as The Onion has turned out to write true articles except from the future, I don’t know anymore. I just wanted to share the entropy.

It’s so they can say to the people who don’t watch them, never will watch them, and call them fake news “See? We’re not biased!”

I disagree about sunshine being an adequate disinfectant. When my dad’s foot got so infected that antibiotics no longer worked, they didn’t put it in the sun; they cut it off.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, how the MAGA chuds rationalize the utter bullshit Trump says:

Moe Greene gets no respect...

Played to the tune of yakety sax.

Accurate.

You know Santa’s not real right? And the tooth fairy was just your parents?

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