the-mysteries-of-jake
the mysteries of jake
the-mysteries-of-jake

I gotta share this story. Last night at work I witnessed overwhelming racism:

I was on lunch and it was shift change mid-blizzard (Ontario’s having some interesting weather rn). One of the two cashiers went on break. The only cashier on was a young Black girl. So this older female customer goes to her line and actually

My father gave the same speech at my wedding.

And you know what else? They’ve only just begun.

Snyderheads are gonna use this films reception as something to point at and be like “see James Gunn killed DC”. It’s not true but lets just collectively ignore the grown babies still peddling this crap.

I just can’t imagine being that angry all the time but I also can’t imagine enjoying a Zack Snyder film so to each

I just don’t understand how! They had a special presentation during the series premiere of Gotham Knights and everything!

I don’t consider a movie truly a best picture unless it wins a Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award. You ain’t a winner in my book until you get slimed 

That’s too bad. He was a caterpillar who knew how to get bizay. Consistently and thoroughly.

Was anyone really saying “gee, I want to go see the new Shazam movie, but I’m not sure where it fits into the bigger picture of the DC Cinematic Universe”?

Mr. Mind died on the way to his home planet. 

I genuinely don’t get why everyone is going so hard for Loosey. Like she’s hardly the most insufferable person to ever be on the show, and her complains seem aligned with what just about everyone says at one time or another.

While I think Loosey has just been fine (other than her excellent Snatch Game) and a little intense, her treatment at the hands of Mistress and Luxx is getting increasingly uncomfortable to watch. I wish she’d stop engaging, but they are relentless and then attempt to claim it’s all in good fun. It’s plainly not and

Sasha and Aneera are the only two of the six-now-five who are not only doing great but also staying above all the nonsense. Sorry, but Salina, thinking she never deserved to be in the bottom, and Loosey, thinking she never deserved to not win, are both equally delusional. Luxx and Mistress just can’t stop with the

The show has been on a gazillion seasons globally and we all know the cast is given a list of all the possible lip sync songs for their season.

An alt-pop masterpiece, it simply does not lend itself to a lip sync battle

If they’ve ever had one, it was an exception. They were doing shorts during the first season. 

Banks’ departure comes as the long-running Dancing With The Stars faces a whole heap of personnel issues; long-time judge Len Goodman also announced he was departing ahead of the show’s 32nd season, while pro dancers Mark Ballas and Cheryl Burke also won’t return for its latest outing.

Nice to see Alfonso Ribeiro continuing to fulfill his life’s goal of slowly taking over Tom Bergeron’s career.

Huzzah!  Now, if we can just get Tom back.

No Leprechaun??

Mae-zy Ex-Girlfriend