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the mysteries of jake
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I think that’s absolutely a legit point about the NBC execs that greenlit The Apprentice, and even the folks who picked him for the Emmy bit. My point is that blaming Megan Mullally for her consenting to a one minute Emmy bitin 2005 with someone you couldn’t reasonably expect to know about things like the Central Park

Most people knew him for his idiotic personality, running casinos into the ground, being pervy at beauty pageants and having public affairs while married. Hell, if you didn’t watch Fox you were likely unaware of how popular he became with the knuckledraggers under Obama’s tenure. 

He was a game show host at the time. Jesus you expect her to have foresight into him one day becoming president. It was a minute long Emmy skit and she’s famous for a TV show primarily. It’s PR and part of her job. Also you’re an idiot.

She's an actress doing a bit with an obnoxious reality tv star for an awards show. This was before the birther shit. Do you ever not cone up with the most spiteful, off-base take? Is this a gimmick account where the gimmick is 'sucking'?

Man, I hope you’re being sarcastic because this is quite possibly the stupidest take on the stupidest of subjects in the stupidest year of stupidest things.

I mean... appearing in an Emmy sketch is hardly “swimming in his slime”

If I had a reason to dress up, I’d totally want to do the Nun of your Business costume

I love how BB just drops in random characters like The Incinerator. Why was he in a coma? Does the amusement park actually have a guy whose job it is to run the incinerator? Since when is there an incinerator under the park? How did Dr. Yap know about it?

I’m a sucker for any Bob’s Burgers holiday episode. They’re always fantastic and this one is no exception. And they always come up with the best Halloween costumes.

PERRRRRRRRRRRRKINNNNSSSSS!!!!!

Out of character for zeke? The guy was introduced hocking a loogie into his own mouth. Then gawking about stained underwear. Then being obsessed with breasts at a museum diarama.

Zeke’s entire character is being gross.

“And then everybody was staring like they’ve never seen three kids holding a crying man down shoving money in his pants.”

Whatever do you mean? Why, it just makes sense that you should have to mark a review with a redundant tag for anyone to be able to readily see it. Kinja is a wonderful blogging platform and the AVC’s move to it has been an unqualified success.

Don’t give them any ideas.

but you’re going out of your way, interrupting a presumably tight schedule, to comment... not sure how this fits into the equation

And the B story is the Belchers caring for a baby rat given to them by Teddy and hiding it from Hugo. Not finding a dead rat.

Yeah he acted like he was in control of that hearing. It was disgusting.

Yes, there are some very fine people on both sides of this attempted rape.

OR think about this: Brett Kavanaugh lies under oath all the time and he’s a partisan shitbird who has managed to fail up his whole life (as rich, white men do), and now he’d deny his own damned mother for a chance to join the SCOTUS so he’s actually extremely unreliable. Think about that one....Or just think at all.

I feel like it’s being lost in the media that Kavanaugh, in his opening statement, picked apart Ford’s testimony as if it was his job to do so AND that he said this was “revenge for the Clintons.” That should immediately disqualify him as he can’t be impartial. It also confirms that one dude’s story about Kav being