Exactly. My family works like this: I share my Netfilx, sis shares her Disney+, Mom shares her HBO, etc...  

Anything above the fifth floor, most fire truck ladders can’t get to you. You’re fucked in the event of a fire.

I’ve been talking about Bill Murray being a terrible human for a long time now. And oh, the REACTIONS from people! You’d think I’d have yeeted their dog into the sun. 

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...except for all those people who were exonerated after their deaths, you mean, right?

Imagine being so shitty that you woke up today and decided to post this.

Yikes. Lea Michelle looks like Skeletor.

Ok, but five thousand bucks buys a lot of cake. And by the time you run out, the trend will have ended. Win/win!

On NO PLANET is Whelan “innocent.” He is literally a convicted spy. Add to that, he was Less Than Honorably Discharged from the Marines for embezzelment.

Why are you like this?

The replies/thread to that Irish red beret one are *chef’s kiss* PERFECT.

You can tell me to fuck off. I’m a big boy.

Holy fuck, you’re revolting.

Arianna Grande’s Jennifer Coolidge impression is INCREDIBLE!  I had to check to make sure she wasn’t lip-synching. Color me impressed!

He really is such a dick.

...and Diamanda Galas did it better, too.

I have some...perspective here.

She was elected because she ran unopposed.

Oh my gosh!  I grew up watching this on tv in Italy (anime was HUUUUUUGE there when I was a kid) in the 80s. It was called Lamu’, and she had a little buddy/brother who breathed fire when he was angry. Also, her top would pop off a lot. And I mean, A LOT. :D

Well, he literally *can’t.*