You forgot Dolly! DOLLY PARTON!!!!

I honestly can’t wait to vote for Fetterman. He and Giselle are godsends to PA.

...that rhymes with ‘ombre,’ right?

There are PLENTY of witnesses.

BOOOO. No Bioshock.

Similarly, my sister was in the Navy, stationed at Memphis.  

Nah. I quit eating meat for ethical reasons. I’m THRILLED that Beyond and Impossible exist. You want a black bean burger? Fine, eat it. No one is stopping you. But *I* want a vegie-based simulacrum. And so, apparently, do millions of others.

I love Ina, but that is NOT an espresso, not unless your idea of an “espresso” is “somewhere between a lungo and an americano.” Which makes it not an espresso.

Two things:

Yes, please and thank you.

Yeah, you’re not going to tell me how to eat or live. Dismissed!

Yup. It’s July of 2022, and I haven’t stepped foot in a grocery store since March of 2020.

Seriously people, if you’re not following Sandwiches of History on TikTok, you should be. The historical aspects aside, Enderwick is just so charming. It’s impossible not to like him.

DelCo here, and I DEFINITELY go to multiple stores. I mean, if you can, why would you not, right?

It happens to be my old strippin’ name!

I’m not saying that meat substitutes that mimic meat shouldn’t exist. What I’m saying is that there’s no need to try that hard to make a plant-based product into something that it just isn’t. At this point, enough people are at least aware of plant-based meat alternatives that there’s no need to try to trick their…

Please god, I am SCREAMING at “(potatoes?). 

THIS.

If you can’t even be arsed to write “the guy’s” NAME - which is Chris Miyares, btw - maybe you should up.

I’m literally FROM Italy. As in, my house was directly across the street from the Mediterranean. I am as pale as a ghost, as is my family, as are most everyone I know in Italy. Getting a tan in the summer - which Italians LOVE to do - is not the same as being naturally dark-complected.