That guy needs a good yeet into the sun.

I drink through a (reusable) straw (I prefer my tea iced), and as long as the straw is placed far enough back in the mouth (so that the liquid doesn’t come in contact with your teeth), you can drastically reduce the amount of staining.

You can buy them without salt, too. :)

Underwire bras! Or, really, any bra. You want to spend all that money on a hooter holder, just to have it warp/have the elastic die?

I say this for every woman (not “female,” you underdone potato) who has ever had the misfortune of encountering you, either online or in life:

If y’all aren’t following @drewafualo on TikTok, you are missing OUT. 

I’d argue that “Queen” *is* the gender-neutral version. :)

SAME. Ughhh.  I was followed, mysteriously unfollowed, and now I wallow.

My Aeropex Aftershokz deliver waaaay better quality than my wired $200 headphones. 

You must not have seen Kinky Boots. 

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!  This is my hands-down favorite show, and I cannot WAITITI FOR IT TO COME BACK!!!

Lizzo has been teasing this on TikTok for weeks now, and I, for one, am THRILLED to see and hear the final version! 

My (now ex) husband murdered our six-month old son. He was not, however, in any way radicalized by some crackpot conspiracy theory. He was 25, got drunk, and shook my son to death because Julian was crying and he (the ex) was frustrated.

How did you go about starting this?  I’d love to do the same, but I’ve only ever seen those little kits that cost upwards of about 15 bucks and only give you one crop of (oyster) mushrooms.

Ooh! Karina Longworth? I am ON. BOARD.

I mean, I’m from Italy, and yes, I would eat this. Immediately.

Pffft. 4%?  Why bother?

ohhh!  As a 42G, I salute your commitment to the cause!  I’ve always been leery of boob tape, because of my honkin’ honkers, but now I’m sold. 

 It only that, but he’s out of prison already. 

I have been saying for YEARS hows shitty and garbage-y Bill Murray is.