The palpable, infectious pure JOY in this video has made my day. 

Ah, gotcha.

Parmigiano Reggiano mayo, arugula, fried onions, and slivers of parmesan.

Littlefeather said she could “hear the boos and jeers” as she came on stage. She claimed, “I later learned six security guards had to hold back John Wayne, who was in the wings and wanted to storm on to the stage and drag me off.”

Well, to be fair, in response to WAP Ben Shapiro essentially said that he can’t make his wife wet. So your comment tracks.

She also only voted 9 times in the last 26 elections. Fuck off, Caitlyn.

Yeah, this whole line:

something about the temerity of walking an Instagram-influencer cat on a leash was a larger symbol of economic disparity.

“Alexus?”  Was “Afiat” or “Atoyota” already taken?

..um? Bagels have been in Italy for YEARS. You can get them at the Autogrill. You can buy them at the COOP or Conad. They are pronounced “bai-gehl.”

What place is that?

Pretzels. Any kind. Soft, hard, splits, minis - it matters not. Pretzels scraped in butter is amazing.

I got my appointment via Vaccine Fairy ((2) Vaccine Fairy 🧚 (@VaccineFairy) / Twitter), and they work appointment miracles! It’s worth a shot!*

Tom Brady DOES look like a tool in that picture!

Ah, but to be fair - and I say this as someone who is working her way up to a black belt in karate - you really *can’t* replicate learning the skills and discipline by yourself.

Or, like me, when I was uninsured and training for my third marathon, break my leg because I stepped in a pothole.

If it makes you feel any better, an number of athletic/fit people did exactly that on her stupid-ass tweet.

I don’t mean to sound ignorant, but what are “potatoes?” This is to say, I’m assuming you don’t mean the food, right?

My exact thought. I live in SE PA, and we either call it “PA,” or we call it “Pennsylvania.” 

The first woman who tweeted up there - Melissa Stetten - is literally an ex of his.  So I’d say she knows him.