And you typing BS on Lifehacker doesn’t equate to anything but a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

YES. WITH SPIGOTS.

I just did a little dance!  :) :) :)

NO.

Hello.  I am popping in to say that I am SO EXCITED THAT YOU ARE WRITING FOR THE TAKEOUT!  I’m a big fan of Food is Stupid, and thrilled that you are getting more recognition.  Rock on!

As someone who has also made deviled eggs with potato chips, “yes” is the only correct answer.

..um?  I watched that episode, and nothing about RuPaul’s reaction seemed disingenuous. What’s with the vitriol?  Is this the only way to get clicks anymore?  What happened to journalistic integrity?

Some of these “fake” hacks are suspect. For example, putting a wooden spoon across your pasta absolutely does keep the water from boiling over. The Hasselback/chopsticks thing absolutely works - IF you have squared chopsticks. I mean, who uses a round, lacquered chopstick as a cutting guide?

My drag name is Nefertiti San Guido. And I am a cishet woman, as well.

WHEW that first commercial, though. 

If your end goal to having children is because you want someone to take care of you when you’re old, you’re doing it wrong.

Oh, hello!  That header photo is making me want to throw up. 

Huzzah!  I have all the ingredients, INCLUDING Golden Syrup!  I shall be making these forthwith! 

I miss being able to put leafy greens and chocolate pudding on the same plate for a reasonable price.

Biden tested negative this morning!

This woman hates her life SO MUCH

Sienna Miller has a unique talent: she manages to look beautiful but also like nothing at the same time.

Sienna Miller has a unique talent:  she manages to look beautiful but also like nothing at the same time.

What would the treadmill version of this be, I wonder?

Boia! Grazie!