I’m chuckling at this, but only because we’ve had a kitchen brick my whole life. I think I just assumed that everyone had one. It’s so practical!

If you freeze a block of tofu in the package, let it thaw (you can eat even dunk it in/run it under warm water to thaw) and then press the ever living snot out of it, you got a much more “meaty” texture. So, if you don’t have a microwave you can do that!

I’m from Italy, and SPQR is stamped into the manhole covers in my town (as well as many others). But what this idiot - and other RW fools - doesn’t know is that Italians, especially after the nationalism of Fascism and the fall of Mussolini, have given it a new meaning: “sono porci questi Romani.” (These) Romans Are…

A question:  is there any difference using low power mode (I have an iPhone 11, FYI).

How about Gawker Media removes all the bullshit floating ads that keep readers from actually seeing what they fucking clicked on?

I have a Wawa 392 feet from my house. That is all. 

Here’s my hack: I open the cereal and empty it into this:

*shakerato

I grew up in Europe, and Ritter Sport is WHERE IT’S AT.

I’ve worked in veterinary hospitals for 20+ years, and the only “kickbacks” we’ve ever gotten from Hills or RC or any other veterinary-formulated food company is a box of donuts when the reps come in.

As a person who was born in Germany, I can attest to the veracity of this comment.

Yep. I was in Italy at the time. Loved the song; didn’t know it was a movie until after. 

Yep. I was in the blacks for years. And then I was suddenly perma-greyed. Eff that ess right in the A.

Sienna Miller is the Armie Hammer of forgettable actresses.

Losing a pet is fucking TRAUMATIC.  I don’t understand your glib and snarky tone on this.  Jesus.

...the fuck is this ad?

This is honestly the most depressing Dirt Bag ever.

GET THEE TO A (Socially distancing) LIQUOR STORE AND PURCHASE LUCANO STAT!

...where’s the Montenegro? Or the Lucano?

I work with a number of rescues, worked for 20+ years in various veterinary hospitals, and currently have 7 dogs and 2 cats. Over the course of my adult life, I’ve have had and cared for 26 cats and 18 dogs.