...the fuck is this ad?

How about letting those of us who eschew meat for our own reasons have this very reasonable facsimile, while you eat all the fecking hamburger you want?

This is honestly the most depressing Dirt Bag ever.

GET THEE TO A (Socially distancing) LIQUOR STORE AND PURCHASE LUCANO STAT!

...where’s the Montenegro? Or the Lucano?

I work with a number of rescues, worked for 20+ years in various veterinary hospitals, and currently have 7 dogs and 2 cats. Over the course of my adult life, I’ve have had and cared for 26 cats and 18 dogs.

Ok, so. In the mid/late-90's, I had undiagnosed bi-polar disorder. Guess what I did while I was in my manic phases? Got incredible, zealously religious, had delusions of grandeur, had GIANT, SWEEPING ideas and ideologies that made no actual sense, set off on quests and started massive projects that I never followed…

HE’S SEVENTY-SIX?!????

Lapel mics tend to capture clothing sounds. Head mics are really the only way to go in live theater, especially when there’s movement/dancing.

Well, that was pretty GD great.

I actually stopped riding in the summer, because I will not go out without full leathers, and after I hit my 40s, I just couldn’t fucking take the summer heat. I would absolutely love this to wear on a ride.

DING DING DING

...how are those who rely on OTHER people’s lips exempt from covering their own mouths?

Spoken like someone who has never had a job that required them to work outside in the sweltering heat.

I would argue that Abed isn’t so much a nerd as he is a weirdo dork. And I mean that in the best way possible, as he is my favorite character on “Community.”

Pirro’s phone - on the table - has a picture of Chrissy Tiegen post-op. (Scroll down on the tweet I posted)

JFC.

No.

I have always made these and rolled them in finely crushed potato chips. THEY ARE DIVINE.

When I was in Junior High, and suddenly responsible for my own lunches, my mom would purchase what I wanted, but I was responsible for gettin’ it all together. I had not a few lunches that consisted of caviar, egg, and melba toast. I brought my own Mother of Pearl spoon (YES, I KNOW HOW INSUFFERABLE THIS IS).