Just gonna leave this here:

I am *from* Italy, and I can confirm that you don’t have bias - you are just plain ol’ correct. :)

And that she has shitty parents.

...the back seat of a VW bug?

I *did* find a picture of a shirt that says “Captain Ahab Was A Hot Old Man,” and now I think I need that shirt.

I LOVE that lipstick on you!  I don’t know if you whiten your teeth or if they’re naturally that shade, but DAYUM.  I am also chuckling over the safety pin in your glasses, as I have definitely done that in a pinch.

Scott!  As in “Scott Baio.”   It’s an evergreen male Karen name.

Corn is the only acceptable canned vegetable.  The rest are *barf emoji.*

I have a very good friend whose youngest was an unbelievably picky eater. Turns out that both she and her husband were TERRIBLE cooks with terrible palates. The eldest inherited the terrible palate. The youngest did not.

A point of order: she’s not goth or even goth lite. She’s just dress-up, and frankly, it’s insulting.

That Machine Gun Kelly song sounds like a watered-down Blink-182. This is not a compliment.

I totally read it in Nandor’s voice/patois. I also was cracking up at the way he says “hands” - “hay-ends.”

The Kentucky page wouldn’t load all the way for me, but I really, REALLY need to know what “Fish Wisdom Beads” are.

I am in one of these groups!  Philly area, and, let me tell you, it’s a goddamn delight.

I certainly can’t speak to what it’s like to wear them biking, but I wear mine when I’m on the treadmill and my husband has the TV going in the other room, and I have no issues with sound. I honestly held off purchasing these types of headphones because, when I first heard of them, the technology was still kind of…

I certainly can’t speak to what it’s like to wear them biking, but I wear mine when I’m on the treadmill and my…

I do wear glasses! And yes, they are wireless. They’re a very light, very flexible band that goes around the back of your head and then the sound transmitters go over your ears and touch the top of your jaw. I forget that I have them on, and we are in glasses with them presents no problems for me at all.

I do wear glasses! And yes, they are wireless. They’re a very light, very flexible band that goes around the back of…

I have just discovered (and by that, I mean “purchased,” b/c I’ve known about them for years) bone conduction headphones, and they are a game-changer for me. I also have issues with ear buds falling out of my ears. And I’d been eyeballing AfterShokz for some time, and I finally made the plunge. I got the Aeropex. If…

I have just discovered (and by that, I mean “purchased,” b/c I’ve known about them for years) bone conduction…

Being fluent in Portuguese doesn’t mean that your Mexican accent is good. They are two entirely different languages. There’s not some magical “accent gift” that you get when you are a polyglot.
 For example, I’m fluent in French, but I can’t do a Greek accent. See how that works?

Well. Now I think I need to come over for dinner.

Oh gosh, did I hurt your fee-fees when I told you to shove your idiotic, pedantic, un-verified, baseless comment?  You know, the one where you tried to blow your own horn about your vast knowledge of nutrition, but ended up looking like a try-hard, instead?