That’s a great idea!  BECAUSE THEY SURE ARE..

And when you do use sanitizer - rub your hands together for 20 or so seconds, until your hands are completely dry - as the friction greatly assists the sanitizer.

That’s what it’s named for! :)

There is one 319 feet from my house.  *BRAG*

He’s had 70+ years and any chef he chooses to prepare broccoli differently. If he were a non-rich, non-narcissistic, childish dickwad, I could side with you. But he’s not, so I can’t.

You know how, on every post about veggie burgers or fake bacon or what have you, there’s always some idiot that says something like, “If you like the taste of meat so much, why be a vegetarian?”

(pssst:  they’re pretty common.)

I have 7 elderly rescue dogs, and I have worked in veterinary hospitals for 19 years. At my highest pet concentration, I had 11 dogs. Know what I feed them? Pedigree (except the one who has to have a prescription, low-protein diet). Know why? Because every veterinarian that I’ve ever worked for said that paying for…

Good christ. This article really brought out the trolls. 

you’re smarter than this.

I read that as Jose Canseco. Slight confusion ensued.

This article was fantastic.  More! 

Please do not besmirch the good name of goth by suggesting that Grimes may be part of that celebrated community.

It lends a nice, piquant aftertaste.

GASP! HATE WINE?

Ah, but as someone who does not drink milk and who also enjoys dunking Oreos, I am here to say that they are lovely dunked in red wine.

Oh, shut up.

Eh. I’d eat it.

He is such a piece of shit.