Counterpoint:  if you find Tarantino to be tedious and insufferable, you are, in fact, quite bright.

Native of Italy here - Ostia Antica is good, but if you’re near Naples and short on time, definitely skip Pompeii and go to Herculaneum instead.

*slowly raises hand*

a quarter of food-allergic adults carrying an Epi-Pen

My favorite sandwich in the world is dill pickle slices (not chips, v. important), Cooper Sharp and mayo on an Amoroso’s roll that’s been slightly hollowed out so that you can cram the pickles into the void.  It’s goddamn delicious.

So is Epstein.  BA DUM TISS!

Rolling my eyes at Calvin Klein putting 500000000000 conventionally attractive and very fit people and ONE WHOLE PLUS-SIZED LADY into an ad and selling it at ‘body equality.’

The Lunya Washable Silk scrunchie is free if you use this code (and you’re a first-time buyer):

The Lunya Washable Silk scrunchie is free if you use this code (and you’re a first-time buyer):

Mother. Of. GOD.

Ahhhhh, AFN!

Thank you for writing this! I was just yesterday listening to an episode of Revisionist History where Malcom Gladwell (it’s about a third of the way through the episode) talks to Cherrod Baines (sp?) who worked on both of the Justice Department reports. The entire episode is worth a listen, but the Ferguson stuff…

Here ya go. The “shut up” starts at around 50 seconds or so.

I have so many questions. Not the least of which is to wonder why anyone would think that steam would fix a prolapse of ANY sort.

My vote is for Rump Shaker.

It was actually invented for lower-income Italian ladies to use in place of the more expensive shoulder pads.

For 35 bucks, you can go to Home Depot and do the same thing. You also get a full gallon.

Slightly OT, but any time I see the word “Quizno’s,” I read it like Hannibal Buress pronounces it: QEEZ-nohs.

Fun Fact! “Ciabatta” is an Italian word for “slipper.”  Yes, like the shoe.

My mum can’t ride a bike, either.

The only way that I can confidently tell my left from my right is that I have a scar on my right wrist.  The “make an ‘L’ with your hand” thing doesn’t work for me at ALL, b/c I’m dyslexic, and it looks wrong on either hand.