You’re about as “arcane” as a bowl of refried beans. 

Welp. There went dinner. 

I’m the mother of a murder victim, and this makes beyond enraged. If I saw that someone mad monetizing my son’s death, that would be bad enough. But her response? I don’t even have words for how furious this makes me. 

Keep trying. You present logical fallacies, and then call me a racist because I somehow don’t agree with an arbitrary set of rules - that had little to do with the subject at hand - that you posited (falsely) as truth because you had nothing to add to the conversation. And yet you accuse me of deflection.

The fuck I did.

I think it’s a personal choice. I think ethical omnivoreism is a very valid way to live. My husband is an ethical omnivore, I’m a vegetarian. Most of my friends are omnivores, and I don’t to judge them on their food choices, because how they live their lives is entirely up to them. And so it goes.

She’s the best! Now I’m going to look up her recipe. :)

Racist? Are you fucking kidding me? Because I don’t espouse Buddhist beliefs? You can fuck right off with that bullshit. And I absolutely believe that a disabled child has a right to life as much of any able-bodied human. You’re not even comparing apples to oranges. You’re comparing, oh, I don’t know, apples to cars.…

Not even a little bit. I mean, sure you could attempt to argue it, but it’s really rather silly. Maybe there’s someone out there (Jainists come the closest, but still no cigar) who sees no difference, morally, between cutting the grass and slaughtering a cow. But to suggest that that’s how things Truly are is just…

I’m not going to, because it’s a stupis question.

Oh, honey, no. You can’t possibly be trying to make this argument. Seriously. 

Plants lack a cerebral cortex. In fact, they lack a brain and a nerve center altogether. Yes, they respond to stimuli, of course they do. Everything that can be described as “alive” (and that’s a CERY broad definition) responds to stimuli.

Oh, honey. Did you want to do a DNA test? Because if so, I guarantee that sweat, saliva, shit and blood would ABSOLUTELY be parts of any given animal.

They’re goths!

I use my Diaper Genie for wee wee pads. Works better.  

I love your gift idea! I’ve always given three months worth of diapers, but I’m going to add this in. 

Nope. 

“Plush.”  I like that.  I’m going to use it to describe myself from now on.

GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOWWWW*