I wish I’d seen this earlier, but I can’t edit it now. My apologies, though. Seriously.

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Hey! Those are AMERICA’s hemorrhoids you’re talking about!

As someone who attended the Jean Madeline Aveda Institute in Philly back in 2003 and threatened a lawsuit against the school unless they refunded my tuition (they did), I can attest to this. I had a bit of ammo in my pocket b/c I had called the local news (and told the school I did so) after a staph infection broke…

This dumb fucking fuck. I, even as a child growing up with the military knew the importance of OpSec. Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.

Is Mike Pence’s face on both bodies, here?

I see coffee, Oreos, Star Wars, and a dapper AF cat. I’m coming over. 

YIKES. 

Don’t take Tylenol/acetaminophen if you drink at all. Period.

To be fair (and somewhat reflected in your username) what they all have in common? They’re British. The Hollywood machine seems hungrier than the BBC one.

President Trump’s main campaign promise was to BUILD THE WALL. And as he’s followed through on just about every promise so far, this wall project needs to be completed still.

I really hope people leave Demi Lovato alone. She deserves to be the only one telling her story. Hell, we *all* deserve that, but I’d wager that 99.99% of us don’t have to worry about bottom-feeders making up stories about us just to make money.

Jesus fucking Christ. That poor girl. I hope no one ever outs her. The LEAST she deserves is privacy, and I hope she has support and a chance to heal.

This has been a tradition in my family for generations! So nice to see this article about it!

I really wanted to read this whole thing, but frankly, she had exhausted me halfway through January. 

Ah. So you are me. Hello!

Ok, but can we just talk about Elizabeth Taylor’s teeeeeeeeeny tiny waist in that picture? HOLY CROW.

It says that I’ll be over in an hour and I’ll bring the chablis.