100% agree. I was born and raised in Italy, and I can’t tell you how many times we went to Naples for sports meets, and went to Pompeii and Herculaneum for field trips. Eventually, we stopped going to Pompeii altogether, because Herculaneum is just so much better. Lots more plaster bodies!

Ugh.

LoA is on my (deleted)‘s record label, and that means I extra-appreciate this post. :D

The expression on her face is that of someone who has never seen or created a smile, but had someone describe it to her in a language in which she is only semi-fluent.

Ironically, David Tennant is *literally* more of a Doctor than the fuckstick in this article.

Also, neither brother is attractive. There. I said it. 

Hoo, BOY. You’re not kidding - Cardi needs some color on those cheeks at a MINIMUM. Ai yi yi.

Fuck you, Donald Trump, you festering cockwomble, you.

I saw this on Twitter today - for GA residents who are given problems if they are trying to vote (PLEASE ungrey me, if just for this particular message!):

Aha - I suspected as much.  Thanks for confirming what this not-overly-sweet-taste lover had assumed.

Oh, dear god.  Are you in Vineland, NJ?

Due East.

As an Italian, I can think of nothing better than the smell of garlic wafting over from the restaurant next door.

A question:  to cut some of the sweetness, could you use half seltzer water (flavored or otherwise) and half soda?  Or is there a chemical reaction that would not happen with that substitute?

Godammnit, now I have to go see this “musical” nightmare.  Thanks, Idris, for forcing my hand.

Welp.

Slow clap for G&S reference.

I used to be a professional MUA. I’ve done film, print, tv, bridal - you name it. If I had a dollar for every shitty comment that a model, actor/actress or bride said to me, I could have retired ten years ago.

Trust me when I say this: BE CAREFUL. Carry liquid Benadryl with you.

As someone with life-threatening food allergies that have almost killed me by putting me into anaphylaxis not once, but twice, I cordially invite you to fuck all the way off. And when you’re done fucking off, please fuck off again. At the end of that second fucking off, go right ahead and fuck off a third time.