So, then, per your “logic,” a Toyota crash that kills the driver is not a car death, correct?

I think it’s all in how it’s presented. I mean, I can only speak for myself, but I always appreciated knowing up front. Because really, so many people only tip on the discounted portion, and that makes it really tough to paste on a smile and do your job with a spring in your step, knowing you’re only going to get…

OK, so, seriously. Does no one know to tell the waiter when you give them the coupon in front that you intend to tip on the full amount of the bill?

There had better be some goddamned Sully Sullenberger-levels of accolades and brou-ha-ha about this woman. Holy fuck.

It was when he started scooting his butt across the floor, that they recognized he had a problem.

DON’T LET THE ASSHOLES OUT OF THE GREYS!

Yes, BUT. The film is set in the ‘60s. It was absolutely a time for this trope to have been on the nose.

I really do appreciate a good Tom Lehrer reference. I think of “New Math” every time one of my friends-with-kids laments homework.

I don’t disagree with the whole “it’s mayo/not mayo/eggs” thing. But the product tastes like it, so that’s pretty impressive.

OT, I know, but is your username omitting “I” and “the body?”

That actually made me crazy on a very personal level, as I hatehateHATE items labelled either “Simply” or “Just.” “Simply Cookies?” Go fuck yourself. I know what they are.

I think that Just (Hampton Creek) did their vegan mayo before Hellman’s. I actually think that Just Mayo hit the market a few years before, if I recall correctly.

I mean, Uma isn’t even good on the Silver Screen, so how could she be good on Broadway?

Agreed. He’s a shitbag.

Please leave Eddie Munster out of this.

I am just going to leave this here: https://www.tmz.com/2018/04/10/tj-miller-arrested-laguardia-airport-federal-agents/

This sounds an awful lot like drugs. My cousin (who didn’t make it out alive) exhibited very similar behavior when under the influence. He went from being a normal, kind, sweet young man to, for lack of a better term, a raging lunatic, whose behavior was so erratic that he was all but unrecognizable.

Just popping in to say that when you wrote “it’s been redone a few times since then so apparently it looks a lot different now,” I thought you meant the penis.

That is very, uh, vibrate-y.

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