Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

God I love this game.

How racist do you have to be to make a dude from South Carolina say it was in his top 5 racist moments?

No amount of “open-worldness” will ever be able to compete with a well- and DELIBERATELY-constructed, FOCUSED world in which a very specific series of events is designed to take place. To me, “open-worldness” always comes across as just a lazy cop-out to avoid having to do any real world building. BotW avoids this…

*Note to self*

As amazing as Horizon and Zelda were, neither reached in terms of storytelling the way Neir did. Horizon was about polishing what we know to a razor-sharp shine and Zelda about reinventing the gameplay wheel of a beloved series.

Also—

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

Imagine working for something your entire life, since you were six years old, breaking bones; throwing up on the sidelines, risking your brain to achieve the one goal you had for your entire life. Now imagine coming to the realization that there is something more important: The very lives of your people.

White people, no one believes your bullshit except for you. No matter how many times you try to convince us that you aren’t racist, or you don’t vote for discriminatory practices/politicians...we don’t fucking believe you.

I would like to cordially invite Joe Walsh to East Oakland, the corner of 90th and E. 14th where he can say all those things as loudly as he likes.

Ugh indeed. I am very aware of the fact that people commit atrocious acts in the name of some entity called “God”. The added atrocity of slapping the “God” label on top of atrocities, or hiding behind said label in this case, still gets me every time. Becoming a so-called man of god because that makes it easier for…

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.