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He Hate Me just ain't got no luck.

All of the Carl Monday mustache, none of the reporting tenacity.

Somehow it seems appropriate that the 'NFL dong' tag's article list is substantially larger than that for 'MLB dong'.

So those absurdly uncomfortable camera swoops during all his segments are just to mask his drunken wobbling?

@RootingForTheMeteor: Werder strikes me as the guy who posts editorial columns for his Madden teams on game forums on his offtime.

So... No one was ever really kicked out of that hot tub?

Man, if this season happens, it'll really be livin' on a prayer.

@Turner Wingo: No, seriously man, what's your real name?

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: If I've learned anything from Law & Order, it's that Assistant District Attornies are always smokin' hot. Someone is lying to me, and it damn well better not be Angie Harmon.

@friendslikeJimRome: Near as I know, it's still around, just not linked on the sidebar, terrifyingly close to other sites I click through to while at work.

@MeSoHornsby: I can't even get the comments section to load, which is incredibly disappointing for a story undoubtedly featuring innumerable Bennett jokes.

11. Suspicion there are cameras in my shower (quickly dismissed).

FOX, naturally, is countering with 4 consecutive hours of Chef Ramsey screaming censored profanities at restaurant workers.

Scrabble enthusiasts

You know how I know you're GA? You have to turn around for the innuendo to work.

Psh. They should see all the posts Basketbawful makes about the Thunder.

The Williamson Elementary School Wildcats pee-wee team take issue with the Giants' claim to "America's Most Distracted—" Hey, a bunny!

Gawker-bitching tj/

A role player good enough to make Antoine Walker look competant for a year is a good man in my book.

@Mact: I'm not even sure what you're arguing about. The popularity of country among internet users? Hit [last.fm] and find me the first three country artists on their charts (Johnny Cash will be #1, obv). If they're within the top 100-150 overall, I'll be shocked.