Since this post doesn't seem to be going much of anywhere, and it's a superfluous DUAN with a Live-blog going on on the same night, and there's no immediate danger of getting banned for being a dumbass, I gotta ask...

Jermaine Dupri and Ludacris are outraged. Matt Ryan does not ride on them thangs like ev-ah-ry day.

@IsThisYourHomeworkLarry?: Yeah, I'm glad a slam on the creativity of internet commenters was augmented by a turn of phrase Leno would be embarrassed to use these days. Fantastic.

Jesus, I've seen Marlins fans with more enthusiastic reactions than roof guy. Is he even conscious?

@Weed Against Speed: This entire stupid post was just to get to a point in my day where I could yell, "You ain't no weeble-wobble!"

It got a little ridiculous when his reply was, "You won't like me when I'm angry."

Alright, alright, this is all well and good, but when are we getting the post about who won the Steinfeld Cup?

@Steve_U: Glad they didn't get into any trouble after the game, it's a pretty Motley bunch of guys.

EA Sports presents: McCarver Baseball 2010

@The Muggsy Bogues Redux Experiment: Bullets? I thought these guys were the Generals.

@Kid Canada: They played the House of Blues last Tuesday, right? Damn indie techno acts all sound alike.

Big deal, I scored high-90's in bowling and Golden Tee golf this week.

So we'll be seeing them in the NFC North next season in place of the Lions?

Greatest Sports Moment

@Doyle McPoyle: This interview is ten times better if you read it in the voice of Christopher Walken as the Continental.

I'm waiting for the Deadspin Bloopers, where Linda Cohn breaks a heel, and Will can't stop giggling for the pics at Rick's.

Memo to sports franchises across the country: Sir Mix-A-Lot is searching for teams to root for.

Roy Williams seems like more of a GAP guy.

Do I still get full credit if I leave halfway through for a Will Smith movie?

This does not bode well for his future.