@Matt Sussman: I think you're reading it wrong; The 1st and 2nd were so bad they had to roll into Hex.

Chase Utley also wants you to check out his new fuckin' haircut.

Shoulda been you, Pete Weber.

Last night Puff Daddy did exactly the same thing that the Luniz did a couple years ago. - Igot5onit

This is a puzzling and absurd number of Punch-Out references not one hour after I decided to be Little Mac for Halloween.

San Vanelona, a city that's been safely evacuated, but left in ruins after being hit by a series of crazy excuses to cover up the fact that the Wii couldn't handle pedestrians.

@Becky_MI: Wish we had girls like you around here. All my friends are going as missionaries.

@David Hume: Consumerist this time, actually.

Foolish. Everyone knows the raccoon tail makes you run faster.

... Will handled his playground fight on his own...

@Bakkster_Man: In his defense, that part of the FA didn't exist when he made that post. It was just a blurb for about 5 minutes until the full release got tacked on at the end.

DREWSPIN!

@Loate: I don't see anything in this post or article about exclusivity. If I'm wrong, feel free to point it out. Otherwise, there's your high and mighty right there.

@Athens_Grease: Sorry for the new unit of cultural diffusion. - Iracane (hopefully)

@ClintonPortishead: Shhh! His Boggle buddies will hear you!

I do love Mormon Wednesdays. When's the Cooley post coming?

But do we know if Joel Pryzbilla's weakness is water?

"We told the NBA they were wrong about arcades. Then they ended up being right. And it was awesome!"

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: If they bring LaBelle back, it'll still take half an hour.

A. Tomic? They letting Stan Lee name their draft picks now?