Clay is so turned on by The Steezer right now.

I've seen four of those movies, and I Am Legend and Mean Girls are two of them.

If the editors weren't allowed to post shit no one cares about, Clay would be out a job.

@TracyHamandEggs!: Gotta think "The Big Bang Theory" is a more appropriate namedrop for this post.

@SEC_SPEED_KILLS: Jim Morrison appreciates the love.

I like the zero-contract theme to the pictures for this segment. Is the preview for the Mavs gonna have Jason Kidd on an orange background?

Wonder how long that GameDay sign that says "Lee Corso is a penis" in Arabic will last now.

Emperor Sabathia had no clothes.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Way to rub salt in the wound, not getting a sack in the first place caused this whole mess.

@Shakεy: Damn. Looks like it's Pam Beasley-Liz Lemon slash-fiction for me again tonight.

@toledostripper: We already had the Veal today. Celtics post.

Suss live-blog-marathon, TBS hot corner showing me constant updates on Manny Ramirez' dugout crotch adjustments, and a new Office episode?

@Gourmet Spud: Hyman Auerbach had to take it out on somebody.

I had no idea Zangwell was such a wiz with MS Paint.

@The Locker Room Plastic Sheet Intern: Unexpected embedded YouTubery. 0 wands.

Wizard Cat would also like to introduce Vlad Guerrero to his good friend, <A href="[deadspin.com]

@FirstDerivative: Only if "ESPN" is pronounced phonetically.

It still doesn't quite have the charm of Chad Kroeger's hockey blog.

He's just looking forward to going to Subway after the game.

@MattinglysSideburns: Arbogast: "CAPS WHO?"