@UkraineNotWeak: Beforehand, the whole crowd was taken hostage.

Both making careers out of going in circles with little or no deviation from the dozens of times around before?

Potentially ugliest celebratory dance not to appear on Maury.

Well, yeah, if your parents name you Kam Chancellor, what else are you gonna end up being when you grow up?

Maybe I don't know my topless Brady Quinn pictures well enough, but is anyone else seeing just Eli Manning's head photoshopped onto a random fratbag's body here?

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: Second Oswalt reference I've seen here today, I'm half expecting the next post to somehow include a Rape Stove.

DMX would have rathered get referenced in one of Favre's "fake-retirement" posts, but Jackson's "batshit crazy black dude" works too.

@sassydeerrun: Depends on the job. Avery Johnson's experience with judging topless bull riding competitions played well with Cuban for the Mavs job, for example.

I think a Giants logo for the forehead is the obvious route.

The final scene of Whip It features real footage of Barrymore and Tom Green making out in the middle of the rink immediately following the National Roller Derby Championships.

@Shakεy fka Flαmεtown: Jesus, it's like a Kuma Sutra for 3rd base.

So, the Nets trading Richard Jefferson... Chinese Checkers move?

@Favre's Decisive Side: He's in New York, dipshit, wearing a Phillies uni doesn't mean anything.

So apparently it's only the state of Pennsylvania dumb enough to fall for that twice.

@What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels: Yeah, hamster troubles on the front page again. Just hit the left arrow at the top of this story.

Is there anything sadder than a guy wearing a Brady Quinn jersey watching Charles Barkley golf?

@Whitey Fisk: Get out of my office.

The event brought about 600 tossers, both serious and casual,

I prefer this over the ballroom dance-off between Christian Bale and Helio Castroneves.

I'll still take Phillip Wellman 2 out of 3.