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NETFLIX WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?!?!

I was thiiiiss close.

CONGRATS! Take yourself out to a fancy dinner!

When will v-tech kick in....yo?

Great! You can finally concentrate on that invention you were telling me about!!

Its like my 540i 6 speed that I had bought for $2k. That car was awesome and I felt like a boss every time I drove it, but it nickle and dimed me to death! I still miss it though =(

About as good of an idea as Kitten Mittons....

The last time I was looking for Mexican while eating a Snickers I........I had something for this....DAMMIT!

I remember the RAZR well, I had 3 of them, because they always broke. What a POS.

That would go great with my tee-shirt!

Found the pic!!!

Don't know about Iranian space monkeys but the British ones put out some smooth tunes...

Charlie Sheen.

Bet you thought I was going to buy an iphone 4s........

ENOGH IS ENOUGH!

And circle gets the square!!

Ukraine is game to Siri?!?

Free cake?