@H.R.Pufnstuf: Ok phewww, its not just me then =).

@FodderTheSane: and some guyliner..

everyone should know what Jorts are dammit! Am I the only one?

@Xander Crews: Jorts man...Jorts....

Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful story!

@jbh11126: It can be yours!

@Crash Bandihoon: Vladimir Putin is my co-, er, driver: I know right? I would do it for like a mil....he is getting so ripped off.

@izzor_noraa.catpart: Please tell me what the issue is with a grown man and a sweating shark doing......uh.......whatever it i s that they are doing in this picture?

HOW WORLD'S RICHEST MAN SPENDS HIS CASH

@Xander Crews: A rusty tiger, just my style =)

You may not be able to tell but this is a bulletproof Mercedes G-Wagon. This is the one all of the top ranking Marines and Navy officers used to drive in when I was stationed in Italy.

Rust works for me personally....

Does that have a phone attached?

i think this is awesome.....for me to take advantage of ......OnStar cant help you now Be-atch!

you damn kids with your burnt toast and loud music think your so smart................ Get off of my lawn!

Are you sure its 2,430 pieces? I only counted 2,397...................

So Gangsta.....

Guess you could do it in a mirror?