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The Hole In Things
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This is the show’s verdict on Chris Chibnall, and whoever hired him.

Because, DGibson, one more time - he was part of the group his sexually predatory brother, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, used to try and wriggle out from under his own accusations.

the worst part about this for any non-Shelley Ross parties is how much the Republicans will use this in so many ways to discredit the media, the Democrats, Italians, people named Chris, and

I’ve read that Jeff Zucker dodged making a comment. If that is true, Zucker is even worse than I thought. His handling of Chris Cuomo’s dealings with his brother are already a disaster and I think it’s fair to say Zucker’s status as the worst executive in TV history next to Roger Ailes is written in stone.

idk I think firing a man who privately advised his brother, a public official, on how to navigate his own sexual misconduct scandal, while refusing to report on said scandal because it would be a conflict of interest (not that that stopped him from bringing said brother on his show when Andrew’s approval ratings were

Why not bring back Philip Hinchcliffe and have another gothic horror era of the show

“Dammit, my brother already used the ‘I’m just Italian’ excuse!”

Well, I know nothing motivates me more than a bunch of millionaire celebrities telling me how it’s all my fault that I personally let things get like this. I guess if I had millions of dollars at my disposal I could start some sort of organization that actually did something about it.

So wait what are we supposed to be outraged about?

Elgort is playing the American journalist, Kikuchi is playing a Japanese journalist (presumably one who works with Elgort’s character), and Watanabe is playing a police, detective in Tokyo. At least some of the other people in that list up above are playing criminals, which are kind of a crucial aspect to a crime

Barsanti is not only the worst writer on this now piece of garbage website, he’s also the worst writer on the entire fucking internet. Ungrey me you cowards. 

It should be Ken. He’s the best host, and that tweet, while maybe in bad taste, shouldn’t rise to the level of something keeping him from this job.

I thought this article was going to be about the standing sexual assault and grooming accusations against him, and the fact no-one involved in the production thought to re-cast the role when there was ample time.

What a flaming shitshow this whole hosting selection process has been.

and name, sounds like the head of Murder, Inc. 

Too dangerous. Contestants might make a pun between his name and the phrase “buzz in with your response.” It would be chaos.

Fun fact: The previous exec producers of Jeopardy, Harry Friedman and Steven Mosko, had established a plan almost a decade ago for bringing in a new host with ease and dignity once Alex’s time came. Mosko actually kept a short list of potential candidates by his phone (this began after Trebek suffered a heart

Because the 1920s called, they wanted their glasses back.

I Once dated a woman called Sinead toora loora fields of Athenry O'Shea .

Dear lord, has there ever been a more Irish name than ‘Clover Hogan’, apart from Potato O’Riverdance?