One of the (several) reasons that The Simpsons needs to die is that it would free up Hank Azaria to host Jeopardy.

They tape 5 episodes a day. So everyone else had the same amount of time as Burton. He wasn’t rushed. He just wasn’t good at it and that’s ok. 

Geordi’s relationships with women were problematic as fuck. In addition to the woman he fell in love and learned all about through her unauthorized hologram simulation, there was also another woman he fell in love with after watching all of her personal logs, and then became romantic with in the middle of a murder…

Its pretty simple. They started asking around and found that no one wants their EP to be the guy who wanted their job. Even Mayim Bialik was like “No thanks I’ll keep the part time gig” 

The last five guest hosts were George Stephanopoulos, Robin Roberts, LeVar Burton, David Faber, and Joe Buck. Each hosted five episodes.
George was fine-i-guess, Robin was really good, Faber and Buck both surprised me by being very-nearly-excellent. (Faber was a surprise ‘cause i still don’t know who he is, and Buck…

I hear you but I think you’re wrong on this.  I am an avid Jeopardy viewer.  I was rooting for the guy.  He stunk up the joint.  He just wasn’t good.  

He ticks all of the boxes except, ya know, actually being good at the job.

I don’t know, he did kind of have an icky relationship with an AI of a universally renowned warp field theorist without her knowledge.

Surely “is good at it” should be one of the requirements? Not that I watched him (or any of the other guest hosts), but it doesn’t seem like people who did were generally that favorable. I think they should aim slightly higher than “well-known, popular person who hasn’t done anything shitty on record”.

needs to demonstrate he’s better at hosting Jeopardy cause he was very lackluster in his run

I always just assumed that, given the many decades they had to think about this, the brain trust behind Jeopardy had a codified line of succession similar to the British monarchy or the U.S. presidency. I thought they had a contingency for who would host Jeopardy if Alex, the announcer, the executive producer, and…

“Mike is leaving Sony to spend more time with his eight-figure severance package and his family.”

I think it’s really funny how as soon as Cats started getting bad reviews, Corden immediately pivoted to acting like he knew the movie was bad, but he put all the blame on the overworked VFX crew instead of the people actually in charge of the decision-making. And then he proceeded to immediately turn around and…

Why does everything always have to be cultural wars. Why is Fauci on this list? Was it for his brave 60 Minute interview from last March were he lied and said we were too stupid to wear a mask right? Even now with the remaskign they can’t even update the suggestion to move to N/KN 95 masks instead of cotton.

Still better than Cats, though. 

really clear right now that the media is going to deflect questions about 9/11 on the 20th anniversary by squawking about jet fuel and steel beams. Let’s not talk about the hijackers’ connections to pakistani and saudi intelligence, or to the cia. let’s definitely not talk about any stock shorting before the attacks.

It’s fine, all he does with the 9/11 Truthers is loudly and at length grill them about whether they’re Yankees or Knicks fans, as if anybody besides himself gives a flying fuck.

Rebuild of Evangelion was nothing short of outstanding. Even in its original, imperfect form, it was one of the best animated stories ever told. But those films brought out the magic in full form.

what’s to be done? Oliver doesn’t know.