You sound like a unintelligent person that gets everything wrong. 

name checks out. perhaps you didnt read the article where people said she throws staplers at her interns?

it’s not that hard of a choice. lots of people have trash in their families. klobuchar is trash.

she’s a trash candidate and a horrible troll person.

The Sanders campaign should just up and create its own music festival at this point.

So what puzzles me is they pulled splinter from the banner but they’ve left Deadspin’s corpse up for months. Is this a union thing or did they forget to turn out the lights.

It’s what makes ‘The Adults in the Room’ so infuriating and spot on: this isn’t some ruthless yet intelligent capitalist trimming the fat, like a chud’s wet dream, it’s a bunch of man-children not used to being told no and assuming their out of touch sensibilities are best.

It is truly insane how many major sports stories plus a goddamn impeachment trial happened and G/O Media had no sports or politics sites to garner those sweet, sweet clicks. 

Alas, their refusal to stick to sports has doomed them to obscurity. Mind your oligarchs, kids! 

If only G/O Media had a sports site to cover this.

This is, sadly, the truth.

Let’s be honest, you definitely wanted there to be violence at screenings so you’d have more excuses for quick click gens. It’s alright to admit it. 

Full disclosure, I didn’t even really like Joker that much. But the AV Club really does seem to be overcompensating a bit with all the eye-rolling, considering their own reviewer gave it a B+

Yeah, the constant pettiness, or at least the appearance of it, about the film is at this point just weird. Especially since while it was critically divisive film, there were a lot of really good critical reviews of it and it was also a massive hit, so is it really that surprising that it would also do well during…

Wow, the AV Club sure likes sticking it to that Joker guy! He must work there or something. 

So he’s lazy as well as shitty? You’re not making the compelling argument you think you are.

Hi Che! Are we going to see this as a bit on Weekend Update now?

Seriously, anyone who STILL gets upset about Oscar noms and winners really needs to internalize who they are in this strip:

Why is it treated like some kind of surprise every year that the OSCARS fucking suck?

See, on one hand I would be inclined to agree that the praise Joker receives is being graded on a rather generous curve, but on the other hand watching the sheer levels of COPE on behalf of AVC writers and commentariat has been absolutely fucking hilarious.