Trump's eyelids look disturbing up close.

Boy, they're really socking it to that Donald Trump guy again. He must work there or something.

So what's everybody reading right now?

I don't think it'd be the worst thing in the world. I'd like to get back into Marvel but everything is different and I feel sort of overwhelmed.

<morbovoice>ACRONYMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!</morbovoice>

I don't know why he hasn't shut them down already. Given that Batman Incorporated was a Wayne Enterprises subsidiary they're clearly infringing on his intellectual property.

Does everything have to be politics?

Ancient alien bore holes?!

Donald Trump, I believe you when you say you're innocent.

"The world is a mess. The world is as angry as it gets. What? You think
this is gonna cause a little more anger? The world is an angry place."

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!?!

"Eh, not enough joyless nihilism." — Zack Snyder.

And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?

I wouldn't be surprised if it grosses more than Batman V. Superman.

Oh, you mean the one who voted for Trump?

Ugh. Tonight's Super Bowl was like watching the election all over again.

How long until we get Pure Genius with lawyers?

I'm not sure Trump watched it. The main character is a black guy.

On tonight's episode of Pawn Stars, Rick calls in a buddy of his (Giorgio A. Tsoukalos) to take a look at an ANCIENT ALIEN artifact.

I feel like they could come up with a better angle for Steve Bannon than portraying him as the grim reaper.